Darth is Moving the Blog

OK, so I've been pooling my panhandling money for the past two years and bought my own domain. Check out www.DepressedDarth.com. You should be redirected in 6 seconds...party.

Darth Vader Needs a Job

So, it’s high time I got out and hit the job market. To start with I thought I would throw together my resume, but I think the highlights are pretty obvious: 1) Dominated the force 2) Crushed it 3) Killed it. Any questions? Yes I may have been into some weird shit back in the day, couple DUI’s in my Tie fighter and yes I ended up vomiting in my helmet when the cop pulled me over. But, the past is the past and if you take a look at this photo I think it says one thing: WINNER. Underneath that shirt I am wearing my #1 Dad t-shirt and no I don’t think that is hypocritical at all. I will hammer the phones and I will hammer the competition…hire me.

Summer Style from Darth

So because I joined the Dark Side I'm not allowed to make any wardrobe choices? I am supposed to just wear black on black, day-in and day-out? What if Darth wants to show a little style? I think I look great here. Bright colors are in this summer and if you are going to wear a cape, why not make it a turqoise silk cape?

Via DanKelly81