So, it’s high time I got out and hit the job market. To start with I thought I would throw together my resume, but I think the highlights are pretty obvious: 1) Dominated the force 2) Crushed it 3) Killed it. Any questions? Yes I may have been into some weird shit back in the day, couple DUI’s in my Tie fighter and yes I ended up vomiting in my helmet when the cop pulled me over. But, the past is the past and if you take a look at this photo I think it says one thing: WINNER. Underneath that shirt I am wearing my #1 Dad t-shirt and no I don’t think that is hypocritical at all. I will hammer the phones and I will hammer the competition…hire me.
