First off, Volkswagen is using my likeness, playing my song and making a joke about my religion and you know how much money I get from this? $0. George Lucas is probably buying himself a new gold-plated rollercoaster for Skywalker Ranch. As the oldest living Skywalker, you would think I might get something for those naming rights too, but Lucas won't even reply to my texts.
Second, a message for the kid. I love your hustle, love the outfit, keep at it. If I am being honest, I am not sure the Force is strong with this one, but maybe you could eventually become a Stormtrooper or take a desk job with the Evil Empire.
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