Ask Darth 3

  

Sorry for the delay in the Ask Darth posts. Things get a little dicey around tax time in the Vader household. Apparently you can't deduct Death Star construction materials, but somehow I still own $5.8 mill in penalties because I wasn't paying the stormtroopers. As far as I'm concerned letting those lazy bastards live was payment enough considering how useless they were. Please send questions to DVader3333@gmail.com with "Ask Darth" in the subject line. Here we go:


Dear Darth, my once great allies the Trandoshans, have turned on me and my army is having trouble taking up the responsibilities that the Trandos once had. Do you have any advice? -Elegost

This is not the way I envisioned this blog starting. Umm, what?

(Editors Note: I Googled Elegost and found out he is a lord of the rings character.  I'm trying to solve real problems and this guy is asking lord of the rings questions. Darth is getting upset and we are 1 question in...)