Most of you probably feel bad for this poor, cute, little Ewok on Christmas, begging on the side of the road, trying to get a ride home to Endor, with no job to support the many Ewoks he has probably fathered with multiple women. I say, get a job buddy. See that McDonalds in the distance, they could certainly use a cashier. That Chevron back there? Gas doesn't pump itself, apply for a job. This is why we should have just blown up Endor when we had the chance. The Dark Side doesn't believe in helping people, even on Christmas.
Picture thanks to @the_subcon.
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