It's no secret I used to run shit. Now, on the other hand, things are not so Fresh Prince of Bel-Air around here. Broke? Check! Single? Check! Homeless? Check! Still awesome? Maybe? Bottom line is life isn't what it used to be. Personally I blame Frank Stalone, but that's neither here nor there. Still a huge dark-side advocate despite where I am now, so please keep the "I told you so's" to a bare minimum. I'm here to party.