I am not trying to show off here, but actually, I am showing off here. Look at these moves. Ladies, I am single and could really use a warm bed to sleep in.
I actually always felt like Michael Jackson and I had a lot in common. He was black underneath and white on the outside, and I am white underneath but black on the outside. Similar racial confusion there.
Also, we would both win Dancing with the Stars without even trying. Only real difference is, I am not quite as fond of young kids as he was, pedophilia makes me slightly uncomfortable, even as a dark lord.
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