Stupid Online Daters

So this explains why I can never get any replies on OKCupid. The straight women are the dumbest online daters out there and big Darth likes the ladies. Clearly I am tall, dark, handsome, powerful and an unbelievable kisser, so I knew something was wrong with these women.
It is pretty sad that between 5 and 10% of people really think the earth is larger than the sun though, boy are people stupid.