My Cats Are All I've Got

When you lose your arms and legs, and your position as the leader of the Empire, you find friends wherever you can. I call that short one that can't reach the ball of string, Yoda. He's not my favorite, so I tease him a lot. I have a really fat one I call Jabba, and that black one there is Lando. I totally understand why lonely old ladies get so many cats. Throw a little catnip on the floor and watch them lose their minds. I haven't giggled like that since Alderaan blew up.

Via DwreckM