Friday, February 4, 2011

Sexy Star Wars Tattoo

While this tattoo gets me a little excited, I really don't appreciate this floozy celebrating the impending death of thousands of hard working empire employees. That was a hard day for anybody with a friend or family member working at the Death Star. After a few kids and some stretch marks, this thing is going to look more like the Death Star after Luke attacked. Then that tattoo stops being sexy and becomes an indistinguishable birthmark. So, best of luck to you sweetheart, make sure you think long and hard the next time you're drunk and want a Millennium Falcon tramp stamp.

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