Top 10 Mildly Funny Nerds (And Me)

So today, on a blog I have never heard of, by a guy who definitely doesn't spend most of his time in his basement playing with action figures at age 33, I got the honorable mention spot in the Top 10 Most Hilariously Evil Villians on Twitter. He said that I "somehow manage to be homeless, sad and humorous all at the same time," which I think is probably true. It is actually a pretty nice honor, and I hate to admit it, but it is probably the best thing that has happened to me since that time I farted while Palpatine was walking behind me and yawning so that the stench filled his disgusting little mouth.