Darth Vader Vs. Japanese Police - The most popular videos are a click away
This is what it has come to. You think this is a parody, but this happened last Thursday. You see how slow that gun was moving? That is literally all I have left. But, that second video where the guy breaks the lightsaber was total fabrication. His hand would literally be severed off, so let's just hold the phone right there. Darth isn't what he used to be, but grabbing a lightsaber is still grabbing a lightsaber. The cops were surprisingly gentle considering they were arresting me for force-tripping joggers in the park. Hey, a Darth's gotta do what a Darth's gotta do right?
This is what it has come to. You think this is a parody, but this happened last Thursday. You see how slow that gun was moving? That is literally all I have left. But, that second video where the guy breaks the lightsaber was total fabrication. His hand would literally be severed off, so let's just hold the phone right there. Darth isn't what he used to be, but grabbing a lightsaber is still grabbing a lightsaber. The cops were surprisingly gentle considering they were arresting me for force-tripping joggers in the park. Hey, a Darth's gotta do what a Darth's gotta do right?
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