I'm Quitting Tomorrow, I Swear

This picture is all over the web these days. So I got caught smoking, big deal. I was in charge of an entire Empire. Things got a little stressful so I would smoke a cigarette to calm the nerves. You've heard me breathe, did you really think I wasn't a smoker? If so, I got a great property on Alderaan I want to sell you.

From Voltaire1999

Hitchhiking Is Never as Easy as It Looks in the Movies

Since I wrapped my TIE fighter around a telephone pole this is how I have to get home. Black people always say it is hard to get picked up by a cab, well imagine being a mass murderer trying to get a civilian to pick you up. It's not easy. 

What Kind of Marinade is Best on Poodle?

I am so ready for the 4th of July, because boy do I need a long weekend. I'm unemployed, but feeding pigeons and returning empty cans for money gets exhausting. I cannot wait to head to the beach, drink some ice-cold wine coolers and throw some meat on the grill. My problem is, I found this very tender cut of toy poodle, and I need to know how to cook it. I have BBQ'd ewok, bantha, chicken and beef, but I don't have any idea what flavors go best with poodle. Maybe a citrus marinade or a ginger rub? Not a lot of meat on this guy, but I assume the leg met is a lot like chicken wings and will get pretty tender if kept moist? If anyone has any advice, let me know. I want this poodle to taste delicious.

Obi-Wan Likes the iPhone?

It appears that the cagey Steve Jobs has hired Obi-Wan to slander the DROID. What a sellout that Obi-Wan is. First of all, I know he loves the Google Android operating system. He would always brag to iPhone owners that his phone's OS was more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Fact is, Obi-Wan would endorse anything for money. For about 6 months during the rebellion he had a ridiculous dark beard, turns out he was endorsing the Just For Men Beard Color System. Wasn't fooling anyone. He even endorsed the Garmin GPS device and installed it in his transport. Umm, hello, weren't you the one telling everyone to "Use the Force?" Bottom line, Obi-Wan is a sellout, and I'm glad I struck him down before he started endorsing male enhancement pills and embarrassing all of us.

Sexy Tuesday

It's been a while since we had sexy Star Wars day. I apologize for the picture above, it has elements of sexiness, and elements of not-exactly sexiness. Maybe focus on the right side of that picture. This Leia impersonator is giving Adrienne Curry a run for the crown of sexiest Leia impersonator. Here is another, her name is Paula Labaredas and I think she may be the next Padme.

Is it OK for me to stare at sexy impersonations of my daughter? I don't know if it is weird, but until someone tells me, I'm going to keep on doing it.

So I know that it is weird to find a woman dressed as yourself attractive, but what are you going to do. It is hot. I am a good looking guy, and that transfers across the sexes.

Can't argue there, if we had these posters back in the day, I have a feeling Luke might have been a little easier to convince.