It appears that the cagey Steve Jobs has hired Obi-Wan to slander the DROID. What a sellout that Obi-Wan is. First of all, I know he loves the Google Android operating system. He would always brag to iPhone owners that his phone's OS was more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Fact is, Obi-Wan would endorse anything for money. For about 6 months during the rebellion he had a ridiculous dark beard, turns out he was endorsing the Just For Men Beard Color System. Wasn't fooling anyone. He even endorsed the Garmin GPS device and installed it in his transport. Umm, hello, weren't you the one telling everyone to "Use the Force?" Bottom line, Obi-Wan is a sellout, and I'm glad I struck him down before he started endorsing male enhancement pills and embarrassing all of us.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Obi-Wan Likes the iPhone?
It appears that the cagey Steve Jobs has hired Obi-Wan to slander the DROID. What a sellout that Obi-Wan is. First of all, I know he loves the Google Android operating system. He would always brag to iPhone owners that his phone's OS was more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Fact is, Obi-Wan would endorse anything for money. For about 6 months during the rebellion he had a ridiculous dark beard, turns out he was endorsing the Just For Men Beard Color System. Wasn't fooling anyone. He even endorsed the Garmin GPS device and installed it in his transport. Umm, hello, weren't you the one telling everyone to "Use the Force?" Bottom line, Obi-Wan is a sellout, and I'm glad I struck him down before he started endorsing male enhancement pills and embarrassing all of us.
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