What Kind of Marinade is Best on Poodle?

I am so ready for the 4th of July, because boy do I need a long weekend. I'm unemployed, but feeding pigeons and returning empty cans for money gets exhausting. I cannot wait to head to the beach, drink some ice-cold wine coolers and throw some meat on the grill. My problem is, I found this very tender cut of toy poodle, and I need to know how to cook it. I have BBQ'd ewok, bantha, chicken and beef, but I don't have any idea what flavors go best with poodle. Maybe a citrus marinade or a ginger rub? Not a lot of meat on this guy, but I assume the leg met is a lot like chicken wings and will get pretty tender if kept moist? If anyone has any advice, let me know. I want this poodle to taste delicious.

Obi-Wan Likes the iPhone?

It appears that the cagey Steve Jobs has hired Obi-Wan to slander the DROID. What a sellout that Obi-Wan is. First of all, I know he loves the Google Android operating system. He would always brag to iPhone owners that his phone's OS was more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Fact is, Obi-Wan would endorse anything for money. For about 6 months during the rebellion he had a ridiculous dark beard, turns out he was endorsing the Just For Men Beard Color System. Wasn't fooling anyone. He even endorsed the Garmin GPS device and installed it in his transport. Umm, hello, weren't you the one telling everyone to "Use the Force?" Bottom line, Obi-Wan is a sellout, and I'm glad I struck him down before he started endorsing male enhancement pills and embarrassing all of us.